659 - Finding Love on Valentine’s Day

Don’t let your love’s labors be lost! Keep searching for that special someone and contribute to the profits of candy companies by celebrating Valentine’s Day.
Slow dialogue: 1:12
Explanations: 2:41
Fast dialogue: 14:33
Tony: Another Valentine’s Day! I really hate Valentine’s Day.
Chelsea: What’s your problem?
Tony: I’m sick of seeing heart-shaped boxes, stuffed animals, and cupid decorations everywhere. Lovey-dovey couples on the street and nothing but sentimental movies on TV – that’s what I have a problem with.
Chelsea: You’re just jaded because you don’t have a valentine on Valentine’s Day.
Tony: Do you blame me? This is the third year I’m spending Valentine’s Day alone. That’s enough to make any man feel jaded.
Chelsea: There are plenty of women you could go out with. Just open your eyes and look around.
Tony: All of the women I know are either psycho or attached. I’ve given up on dating.
Chelsea: How will you find a Miss Right with an attitude like that?
Tony: I’ve told you. I’ve given up.
Chelsea: Well, I think you should open your eyes. Your valentine may be right under your nose!

Script by Dr. Lucy Tse